2017-12-28

Mine now. 😁


Mine now. 😁

And it is even warm.

2017-12-26

That's bad. And embarrassing.


That's bad. And embarrassing.

Originally shared by Kristian Köhntopp

Dan Luu has measured your computers keyboard processing pipeline and found it wanting. https://danluu.com/input-lag/

Some of these I already read (and like them), others sound at least worth a try.

Some of these I already read (and like them), others sound at least worth a try.
https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/25/16814060/best-ebooks-2017-kindle-nook-kobo

2017-12-24

So here it is...

So here it is...

Enjoy the holidays, however you celebrate them - if you celebrate them. Otherwise just enjoy an old glam rock song.
https://youtu.be/apoFZv5J6xo

der coming to take your guns!


der coming to take your guns!

A real camera would have been useful here: the light grey needle is the Taipei 101.


A real camera would have been useful here: the light grey needle is the Taipei 101.

I don't get to see the province highway passing by my place like this very often: void of any cars and totally...


I don't get to see the province highway passing by my place like this very often: void of any cars and totally fogged. But then I don't get to pass by very often on winter Sunday mornings at 0130...

2017-12-23

Hit and sunk

Hit and sunk

Did they really not have anyone better? Or is he indeed "the best person for the job"?
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/dec/22/us-ambassador-to-netherlands-describes-own-words-as-fake-news

Well said, Guardian...

Well said, Guardian...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/dec/22/trump-ends-year-in-character-dodging-questions-and-singing-his-own-praises

Christmas party with students

Christmas party with students

OK, not really a party, just lunch/dinner/something. But with birds, stollen and gingerbread. The fourth year had asked for some celebration, so I didn't want to disappoint them. No Santa though...

Ah, yes, some students ate with chopsticks...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系


2017-12-14

Our fourth-year students are geared up for their theatre, which will start in about five hours. Last rehearsals...


Our fourth-year students are geared up for their theatre, which will start in about five hours. Last rehearsals...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系

2017-12-10

The visitors are gone, now I'm all Garfield's again...


The visitors are gone, now I'm all Garfield's again...

Annual Christmas lunch with former students


Annual Christmas lunch with former students

Ever since I started to organize Christmas parties for my students when I was teaching at another school, some of those students started to show up every year, even ten years after graduation.

They do come in batches now, this being the second batch (this year without children). The third hit timing problems and may not come before January.

For them it's not only an opportunity to eat something German, but also to meet former classmates. It was a quite entertaining afternoon...

Curve your enthusiasm and find another escape goat!

Curve your enthusiasm and find another escape goat!
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/most-misused-phrases-words-english-language-uk-revealed-to-be-pacific-a8098791.html

2017-12-09

OK, the tree is up.


OK, the tree is up. I kept the lowest layer free of decorations for two reasons: Garfield and Gigi. Empirical studies last year showed a significant increase in lifetime for decorations above the first level. I hope the studies will be confirmed this year.

2017-12-08

Problem solved


Problem solved

Via Torrid Luna​

Originally shared by Jens™ Friedrich™

#protipp

2017-12-07

History repeats itself

History repeats itself

That's why we can't have nice things...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8ILFWlBzA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8ILFWlBzA

More, more, more...

More, more, more...

More stollen, more marzipan potatoes. Some of our students are waking up now and noticing that we are moving through December, so now I even get requests for baking activities.

The fourth year asked for stollen, so we made that. And since we made the marzipan in them ourselves, the surplus went into marzipan potatoes.

Marzipan is both still rather uncommon and worth making yourself here in Taiwan. Readily made marzipan (usually "1:1", meaning equal parts of almond powder and powdered sugar, quite sweet) costs about TWD700 (more than USD20) per kilogram, while the almost 1kg we made costs only a third of that.

There also was another request for gingerbread. Hmm...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系





2017-12-06

Let's make this a little more realistic...


Let's make this a little more realistic...

Via Boris Borcic​

Originally shared by David McKeever

2017-12-03

Take a moment and think about it...


Take a moment and think about it...

Via Dan J. Wilcox​, highlighted thanks to Maya Rave​

Originally shared by Grey Bar0n

They say Enlightened are all green. The truth is, we come in all kinds of shapes and colours...


They say Enlightened are all green. The truth is, we come in all kinds of shapes and colours...

Yes, all the people in this photo, no matter how they are dressed, play Ingress on the Enlightened team. We encountered no Resistance in the park at that time.

#EXO5 Taipei #ingress

2017-12-02

May the best Enlightened win!😎


May the best Enlightened win!😎

#EXO5 in Taipei

December, we are ready!

December, we are ready!

Just in time (on Thursday) we completed an Advent Calendar. Originally I only got one student interested, but she then convinced others.

It is not a design that could win any award, but it should serve the purpose. I do however wonder how the content will be distributed...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系



2017-12-01

Hahaha!

Hahaha! Oh yes, please, by all means! Imagine how those spies are working without any competition. Have you seen James Bond? That's where your tax dollars go: luxury cars, luxury hotels, luxury clothing for spies!

It worked so well for education, it will work even better for spying. Just do it! (And get paid by Nike for saying that last sentence. See? It's already starting to bring in profits!) This should be done everywhere, let's not stop at the US...
http://theweek.com/speedreads/740645/white-house-cia-reportedly-considering-proposals-privatize-spying-counterterrorism

2017-11-27

Our fourth-year students are rehearsing their graduation theatre.


Our fourth-year students are rehearsing their graduation theatre. Have been for a few months, actually. Just two more weeks and it's showtime...

This year they are performing "Tintenherz" (Ink heart), based on the book by Cornelia Funke - in German, naturally. Still working on some pronunciation issues...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系

Stollen with students

Stollen with students

These didn't work out as well as I hoped, but still everybody (both students and staff) seemed happy. The students were especially surprised how cheap it was to make stollen yourself. In Taiwan only very few places offer stollen - and ask for big bucks.

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系




2017-11-26

Dear Google, I told you quite a few times through the options in this news snippet that I am not interested in the...


Dear Google, I told you quite a few times through the options in this news snippet that I am not interested in the England Cricket Team. You take the article away - and put it back the next time I call up the news.

In fact, I even told you through settings that I am not interested in sports news at all, but still you send me all those "great" football, rugby, F1 and boxing news. Are you listening at all?

It's a pity that while parts of India are sending probes into space, other parts are still stuck so deep in medieval...

It's a pity that while parts of India are sending probes into space, other parts are still stuck so deep in medieval times, they are willing to burn and kill because a film is not the way they want. Even worse is that some of those are politicians with money and influence...
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/nov/24/indian-film-padmavati-uk-sanjay-leela-bhansali

2017-11-25

Oops, sorry!

Oops, sorry! We just found out we brought 2000 troops illegally into the country, not 500. Can happen! And everybody is used to it anyway.

Yes, nothing surprising there. Surprising would however be if Trump suddenly gave in to Erdogan's demands to stop supplying the SDF. I hope the Turkish government has misinterpreted what they heard through a bad phone connection...
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2017/nov/24/pentagon-us-2000-troops-syria-not-500

2017-11-20

Guardian of the Galaxy Gingerbread


Guardian of the Galaxy Gingerbread

Does milk tea become Highland milk tea if I order it at 1743m elevation?


Does milk tea become Highland milk tea if I order it at 1743m elevation?

2017-11-19

2017-11-18

Don't wear a sunflower dress when in Taiwan - or you might not get into China again...

Don't wear a sunflower dress when in Taiwan - or you might not get into China again...
https://www.theguardian.com/music/shortcuts/2017/nov/17/katy-perry-ban-china-fruit-sister-taiwan

And we all know that Trump never lied. Never.

And we all know that Trump never lied. Never.
But of course all those women do. Naturally.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/sarah-huckabee-sanders-trump-franken_us_5a0f489de4b0dd63b1aa3ee7

Not the first hypocrite, not the last...

Not the first hypocrite, not the last...
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/lawmaker-wes-goodman-anti-lgbt-resigns-sex-man-office-caught-ohio-republican-christian-family-values-a8060631.html

“Several of the samples were considered to offer a potential risk of injury to the user, which includes risk of...

“Several of the samples were considered to offer a potential risk of injury to the user, which includes risk of electric shock and/or fire,”

Oh really? A plastic box running on 5V will shock me? The quality maybe, but not the voltage. And fire? Not completely impossible, but very difficult. Those things don't consume much power, so a 5V 2A PSU is very sufficient. But not necessarily for fire. You want a fire hazard? Check your phone charger...

Threatening users must somehow not quite have worked out, so now let's try scaring. For clarification: I'm not a big Kodi fan. I bought a simple box once to use as a music player. Don't bother, bad idea. But this article is hilarious, it's like scaring people with cancer if they drive too fast...
http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/kodi-boxes-safety-warnings-kill-owners-electrocution-fire-hazard-piracy-a8056471.html

2017-11-16

Hahaha! No, it may not.

Hahaha! No, it may not.

This new battery should have more capacity than current battery packs, but let's take the 100kWh pack from Tesla's model S as example: 100kWh means it would require at least 100kW if it was to be charged in one hour. For one minute that would be 6000kW or shorter 6MW.

Please show me the cable for 15kA or the power plant providing that power. Marketing BS...
https://futurism.com/next-electric-car-make-market-may-have-minute-charge-time/

2017-11-15

Do you remember the articles claiming that electric cars would have an overall bigger carbon footprint than petrol...

Do you remember the articles claiming that electric cars would have an overall bigger carbon footprint than petrol cars? Those articles were basically all based on a FT article which was based on a MIT study.

Well, now the authors of that study wrote an article themselves. And they are pretty upset...

Edit: It seems the article is now locked behind a pay wall, but perhaps other sources will carry this letter in the next days. I hope it was not exclusive...
https://amp.ft.com/content/d14b6c8a-c61e-11e7-b2bb-322b2cb39656

I believe I can fly

I believe I can fly,
I believe I can touch the sky...

https://southfront.org/us-secretary-defense-believes-un-approved-us-intervention-syria/

2017-11-12

We are baking gingerbread.

We are baking gingerbread. I'm still trying to get students interested in some Christmas activities and this time I introduced them to gingerbread. I wonder if a few more students will get interested after they tried a piece or two...

#nkfust #ifad #高科大 #應徳系




What I missed was a sign telling the sheep not to chase people...


What I missed was a sign telling the sheep not to chase people...

誰說沒有“北瓜”?


誰說沒有“北瓜”?

Right...


Right...

Originally shared by Diane Attaway

LOL

2017-11-11

Well, thank you for the clear statement. Are you sure you still want to join the EU? That might be rather futile...

Well, thank you for the clear statement. Are you sure you still want to join the EU? That might be rather futile...
https://www.rt.com/document/5a063ca5fc7e93171b8b456e/amp/409532-erdogan-rejects-moderate-islam

Please don't! Just don't...


Please don't! Just don't...

#lostintranslation

Thank you for the warning...


Thank you for the warning...

So that's the second time he publicly admits killing someone - and the second event he talks about.

So that's the second time he publicly admits killing someone - and the second event he talks about. And for current killings...

In September, the budget for the human rights commission investigating the deaths was cut to 1,000 pesos - the equivalent of $20 (£15). It had asked for 1.72bn pesos ($34m).

Nothing to see here...
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-41939823

2017-11-09

Congratulations! You just reinvented the reflector!

Congratulations! You just reinvented the reflector!

For half their research grants I promise to reinvent the director within a month...

For those not familiar with RF: This has all been known for a long time. Just look at the Yagi Uda antenna (your terrestrial TV antenna):

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yagi%E2%80%93Uda_antenna

Reflectors have also been known in all kinds of shapes and it is well known that beams are shaped by reflectors. If you look at a satellite dish, the dish is the reflector. You may also have seen TV antennas with a vertical mesh at one end, or one that is V-shaped.

So, this is not new at all. What it however is in many countries is illegal, because there are regulations regarding the field strengths created by WiFi or other devices. Focussing the radiation into a beam will exceed that field strength in certain areas around the antenna (within the beam), which is often not allowed.

So, congratulations... And if someone has some research funds to burn, I'll gladly be of assistance...
https://techcrunch.com/2017/11/08/researchers-discover-aluminum-foil-actually-does-improve-your-wireless-speed/amp/

2017-11-06

When you really want to impress people with a big sports bike, but all you can afford is a small scooter...


When you really want to impress people with a big sports bike, but all you can afford is a small scooter...