Oh Weird Al, that hurts...

Oh Weird Al, that hurts...

http://cheezburger.com/8260796416

Watch a man taking on Kate Bush - so to say

Watch a man taking on Kate Bush - so to say

OK, it's not just any man, it's George Hinchliffe, and naturally he is not alone. Still, while being amazing, not quite the same as the original:

Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights - Official Music Video - Version 1

The Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain - "Wuthering Heights"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FF0VaBxb27w

All 100 million?

All 100 million?

So, the whole Philippines just added me, yes?

PS: If you feel interested in the account above the Philippines page: Go ahead, it's spam...

Thanks for the laugh, Jess Bell!

Thanks for the laugh, Jess Bell!

Originally shared by AJ Bell

I needed a giggle, and this was it!


#geekhumor #cookiemonster #computerhumor #cookies #jokes #sillyjokes #loljokes #lol #funny #funnyquotes #funnyjokes #funnypics #humor #laughter #happythoughts

Judging from the number of cleavage thumbnails I see it appears a number of people are already following the advice...

Judging from the number of cleavage thumbnails I see it appears a number of people are already following the advice presented in this clip.

How to Get Views

via http://cheezburger.com/62736129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBcqraQ3uWY

"Do you have any evidence other than social media?"

"Do you have any evidence other than social media?"

Hey, I saw it on the internet, it must be true! This is embarrassing on so many levels...

I mean, even in discussions between ordinary people (at least if they are partly intelligent) it is usually expected that reliable sources are presented to support an argument. Along comes a government and says "It was written on Twitter/Facebook/Youtube..."

OK, scrap NSA, satellites etc, because all you need is "social media"...

'Anything other than social media?' State Dept's MH17 evidence secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQRvINebeok

OK, I recovered from laughing, now I can finally reshare this.

OK, I recovered from laughing, now I can finally reshare this.

via anH nguyeN

Originally shared by Android Police

Autocorrect's daily agenda.

/via http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2bc844/damn_it_autocorrect/

The picture says it all.

The picture says it all.

via Robert Michael Cartagena

Originally shared by Bachir H.

Ah well, looks like terrorism is quite needed if it needs to be cultivated like that.

Ah well, looks like terrorism is quite needed if it needs to be cultivated like that. (Hmm, needed for what?) Btw, Germany does it too, just to a lesser degree...

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/government-agents-directly-involved-us-terror-plots-report
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/jul/21/government-agents-directly-involved-us-terror-plots-report

Can't hurt to ask, can it? Can it?

Can't hurt to ask, can it? Can it?

Originally shared by Tony Rubino

NEW! 
Why do I bother?
Daddy's Home: July 22
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Daddys-Home/175279239689?ref=hl

How cold is your cold water?

How cold is your cold water?

Mine is not exactly "cold", not in the traditional sense, not now. I was curious, so I checked: As long as it is water that has already been in pipes in the wall, it is about 26-28C, as soon as it comes directly from the water tower: 35C. Yes, that is "cold" water on a tropical island...

Behold, my new weapons of massive replication!

Behold, my new weapons of massive replication!

Yes, I know, a good super villain will first use his weapon and then announce it. I'm not Gru, so I know that! I used them, so now I can announce them: Tin cans.

Yes, indeed. And I had to search for the longish one for some time. Anyone needs some fish? (I think it was eel. Who cares, I needed the can!) Of course I didn't just take of the lid, that wouldn't work so well. No: Enter German technology, stage left.

OK, not sure how much German that technology is, but my mom once gave me a can opener that does not cut into the lid but instead gnaws the edge off. It does this so nicely that you get a very smooth edge with no way to cut yourself - perfect as a cookie cutter. (You can also put the lid back on - perfect fit.)

And yes, I know, I forgot the hair. Next time...

64k XM. Every.single.day. Madness.

64k XM. Every.single.day. Madness.

I love having four L8 portals to harvest. It's the first time this happens. But right now...

A L8 portal has an energy of 48k. With 34% decay each day, one such portal will consume more than 16k XM to stay fully charged. Since I'm not living downtown, I wonder how long my powercubes will last...

Oh, and there are three/four more L7 in my care...

#ingress

Red Hot Chili Peppers, very early photo

Red Hot Chili Peppers, very early photo

Friends dropped by yesterday, leaving me with four L8 portals and another pizza waiting to enter the oven.

Friends dropped by yesterday, leaving me with four L8 portals and another pizza waiting to enter the oven.

I know it's a burden, but someone has to do it, so I'll take care of that pizza...

O_o

O_o

The day is almost over here, so let's end Wednesday with a smile, with a Wednesday smile!

The day is almost over here, so let's end Wednesday with a smile, with a Wednesday smile!

http://youtu.be/KYEXQTrpRZc
http://youtu.be/KYEXQTrpRZc

You have probably seen GIFs of the tram track skater.

You have probably seen GIFs of the tram track skater. Here is the whole video. What I find most interesting: The video is labeled as being from 2008, how come this suddenly makes the rounds in 2014, but has never really surfaced before? Even on Vimeo it was uploaded four months ago...

http://vimeo.com/86508660
http://vimeo.com/86508660

Well, if you like that smoke so much, why don't you blow it into your living room?

Well, if you like that smoke so much, why don't you blow it into your living room? I promise I will blow the exhaust smoke from a Tesla into mine, so we are even. I think that would be an even better form of protest.

Seriously, how severely has the educational system over there deteriorated to bring up people like those?

http://www.businessinsider.com/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7
http://www.businessinsider.com/conservatives-purposely-making-cars-spew-black-smoke-2014-7

While you were sleeping...

While you were sleeping...

You noticed they start imitating you very early, yes?

#sundayselfie  
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How to kick a man when he is down

How to kick a man when he is down

Invaluable martial arts advice by Master Ken

How To Kick A Man When He's Down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QovqStCXlck

Who if not true masochists would come up with a "system" like the one on the left, especially compared to the system...

Who if not true masochists would come up with a "system" like the one on the left, especially compared to the system on the right?

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/358/1/f/imperial_vs__metric_by_nekit1234007-d5p0ou5.png
http://th03.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2012/358/1/f/imperial_vs__metric_by_nekit1234007-d5p0ou5.png

Problem solved.

Problem solved.

"Exercise? What exercise?"

Originally shared by Lyn Geist

HAHAHAHA

A while ago I had come across the picture of a "pizza cake". It looked pretty much shopped, but I liked the idea.

A while ago I had come across the picture of a "pizza cake". It looked pretty much shopped, but I liked the idea.

https://plus.google.com/109603334077296916558/posts/cCRkuufXiLt

Apparently I wasn't the only one. Someone made the real thing...

http://cheezburger.com/8229754880